See this deranged lunatic?? Yup you guess it, the cause of much needed therapy in our house! That is the ear of Mike Taylor aka "Little Mikey." Picture this...A silent house retired for the night, children snug in their beds, dogs, hamster and turtle out like a light...Parents resting peacefully..... NOT really!!!! Mom resting peacefully, little Mikey DrEaMiNg about BiG brother sitting on him...little Mikey DrEaMs BiG brother is biting him...little Mikey losing fight...being the little brother that he is, decides to end this fight and bites Bruce!!!! Only Bruce is Mom, peacefully sleeping!!
Ouch!!!!I am awakened from my peaceful slumber....
You just bit me, I yell!Broken muttering....then he simply rolls over, back to sleep... In the morning I inquire about the incident..... The culprit.....Uncle Bruce, revenge on Uncle Bruce......
By the way, This is not the only dream of this magnitude, I have had my nose honked also....hmmm, Uncle Bruce, I will need to charge you on a per incident Basis!! Agreed??
3 comments:
I'm laughing! You're a funny guy Mikey! My Mikey only wakes to me screaming hysterically that someone is in the room to get us. He, jumps up like a wild man and searches the house. I find it funny, he not so much. :-(
That is too funny!! Stephen smacked me in the head once during his sleep . . . he thought I was a rat!?! :)
Alan only decks the kids thinking they are robbers in the middle of the night climbing in our bed!! Flattened one of them.
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